Mother Fluffer

A child-friendly term used to describe a cat (or really anybody) that is acting out of line.

*cat eats my charger and breaks it*
Me: Kitty, stop being such a mother fluffer!

by FriendsFan723 January 3, 2017

king fluff

someone who claims to be straight but is actually gay

C'mon king fluff quit acting like you like girls.

by RAGEKING117 August 14, 2017

Fluffkins

when you cant think of any names to give someone so you call them "Flufkins" meaning that they are dumb and don't understand most things you and your friends joke about.

Austin: "brian your so dumb how did you not get that joke?"
Dominick: "Gosh your such a Fluffkins Brian!"
Brian: "Aww" :(

by domlax7 January 10, 2012

Fluffalufagus

a state of mind where someone is in a daze and/or acting like they are on cloud nine.

Person 1: Look at her! She is being such a fluffalufagus after that date she had with you last night!
Person 2: I know!

by Dani Gee December 29, 2007

fluff

a non-offensive alternative to fuck. See also feck

Guy: Let me see you naked.
Girl: Fluff you!

by danii1 February 20, 2008

Fluff Factor

The amount of hair that a person allows to "fluff" in their vagina or penis region.

I put my hand down her panties to finger her and I felt she had a fluff factor seven. It's cold so I know you need to keep that pussy warm, BUT FUCK NO I WON'T GO DOWN ON YOU!!

by fluffdoctor January 20, 2011

Oscar fluffer

The women who somewhat mysteriously appear onstage with a fully erect Oscar, ready to award to the winner.

Check out the tits on that Oscar fluffer! I like her better than the dark-haired one that was just on.

by Jeff R. Allen February 29, 2004