Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005

Fire cracker

Something to throw at people

Tom threw a fire cracker at me yesterday!

by SAVAGE 1624 January 30, 2017

Rapid Fire

A term used to describe when a mother or girlfriend asks you a million questions or gives numerous commands in a row when you just walk in the door from work, school, etc.

Very typical for italian mothers or girlfriends.

Mother: Hi, what would you like for dinner? Pasta or chicken? Where were you? Why did you take so long? Is it cold outside? Is it sunny? Where were you again? Why didn't you answer the phone?

Person: uhh...

Mother: Well were having pasta. Wake dad up please! Go upstairs and change, I don't want you wearing your dress pants at the table. Hang up your clothes!

Person: Ma' your going rapid fire, relax and count to ten

by Ambrogio February 16, 2010

Ass Fire

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

by thomasg1 April 28, 2009

circumcision of fire

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.

"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"

by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022

Fire Laundry

When you're walking down the street and smell the scent of laundry being done. If it smells so good that you actually stop to take in the scent, that's what you call that Fire Laundry. It smells so good, it's that Fire!!!!!!

I was walking my dog Sir-Farts-Alot and I got a scent of someone doing that Fire Laundry. It smelt so Great!!!!!

by Bags84550 August 20, 2021

tits are on fire

idiom

1. Severely irritated to the point of anger.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Did you see the boss let into Kathy after she hit "reply all" and sent his home address to all the clients? God damn, his tits are on fire!

by persimmonVision November 1, 2021