28 of February

The horniest momma ever

Oh daaamn if she’s born on 28 of February

She’ll give you the whole world , purest love, support and tons of jokes , because inside she’s so sweet and charming, loves animals and little children , appreciates good sense of humor

P.S. she is a horny rich bitch 😏

by RHB___ November 03, 2021

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february 20

people born on this day have MASSIVE tits

Guy 1: Dude look at Olivia's tits!
Guy 2: Ya dude no shit she was born on February 20th!

by minecraftgod12 October 26, 2019

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February 14

When I feel depressed and happy at the same time because it’s my birthday one of the worst birthday ever but I get double the presents and my name is Jayla do make it worst

February 14 is Valentine’s Day

by jaylah 🤪😍 January 25, 2020

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February 2nd

Girls this day is about you, if you have a crush ask them out and if you get rejected just brush it off. If you have a bf, kiss them and hold their hand to make sure all the other girls know you're together. Its also the day your bf can slap your ass however much they want.

Girl1: its february 2nd, you know what that means!
Girl2: oh yeah time to go kiss my bf!
Girl3: ima go hold my bfs hand

by datbitch6969 January 30, 2020

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February 22

National Slap 'dem booties day. Go find your friend or bf/gf and slap their booty so hard the get a mark. Do not waste this day. This day is an excuse for all booty slappers to do their thing. So go out into the world and smack them booties. We are all proud of you. If you're still sitting here, GET UP AND START SMACKING BOOTIES NOW!!!!!

Boyfriend: Hey babe, it's February 22, Time for some booty smackin'

by FROGGIRLOFTHEWORLD!%&(*# November 16, 2019

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