Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.

male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.

by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

Father addie

A term used by lesser beings to describe someone more powerful with the name addison also can be used in a sexual way

I’m sorry father addie for I have sinned

by Creamy_father May 25, 2022

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

father oak

The worlds greatest sigma Ohio streamer rizz skibidi toilet Avery fanum tax

Dangg Father oak get your gyatt out of my face!

by Skibidi Rizzler November 2, 2023

sir father boy

Sir Father boy is a opposite of MISS MAMA GURL it’s an response to MISS MAMA GURL

“HEY MISS MAMA GURL”........”HEY SIR FATHER BOY”.

by My_GOODJUDY07 April 2, 2021