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Fap likes

The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.
“She wants people to gawk, dude. She posted this picture on Instagram for fap likes.”
by mojomoop February 17, 2022
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fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias May 18, 2014
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Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀
by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018
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fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
by Mr Fap December 3, 2013
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Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing
Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016
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Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.
by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023
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fap trolling

A non-consensual kink wherein someone engages in trolling behavior online to attempt to “dominate” unsuspecting participants in a forum or a comment section, with the explicit intent to derive sexual gratification from this act. Some fap trollers will make it clear that they are fantasizing about the emotional state or physical appearance of their targets in their comments. The targets may be members of the fap troll’s preferred gender, but this is not always the case. Can be difficult to differentiate from regular trolling but the content of their comments can reveal their intent.
Example 1
Person 1: this person keeps trolling me in this comment section and won’t leave me alone!
Person 2: They seem to be really enthusiastic about the idea that they’re making you angry, they’re probably fap trolling, stop commenting if you really want to annoy them

Example 2
Person 1: Hey, I saw like a million comments you left on this one post, I didn’t know you cared that much about subject
Person 2: I don’t really care that much, I was just fap trolling, I didn’t realize it would show up on your feed, my bad
by sunnydestruxtion May 5, 2022
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