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Ur Granny Fanny 

Ur Granny Fanny is 1000% worse than ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay lol together, just saying these words can't kill a person and let them burn in hell forever.
Juan: Your moms birth control and your dad condom combined is not even as bad as you are.
Alex: Shut up gaywad. Ur Granny Fanny.
Juan: *Dies and burns in hell*

double decker fanny wrecker 

DISCO FANNY 

When the nights activities have not been kind to the ladys (Tuppence). Resulting in an uninviting trip to(wear the beard)
"Went clubbing with the missus last night, when we got into bed she had one hell of a disco fanny."
DISCO FANNY by Nathaniel Jones December 3, 2003

Frankenfurter Fanny 

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by L. Llewellyn James of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.
I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

Granny fanny

Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.
A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.
Granny fanny by sallyport August 11, 2010

cat's fanny 

A term used to describe something much better than the Dogs Bollocks
Boy, that curry was the cat's fanny!
cat's fanny by paul bodycount September 24, 2005

melon fanny 

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.
Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!
melon fanny by Ken February 2, 2004