epic fail

terrible failure
failing really bad

steven epic failed when he started to play ms

by jupha November 23, 2007

senses fail

A band that took elementary school stories of pirates and detectives and tried to make them into songs that are "hardcore". A band whose lead singer dances around in his little sister's pants on stage like he's either having a seizure, or giving birth to a baby as ugly as he is. We could sum up Senses Fail as a gay band trying to show they're scene kid fans that their original by writing gay songs about things our kindergarden teachers used to read to us during naptime.

My five year old sister used to like Senses Fail, but one day they beat her up and stole her pants.

by james14 December 28, 2005

Fail Donkey

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

by unholy waffles September 28, 2008

Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011

Fail Day

A day when you go out to a place swimming with nice looking and/or easy dudes and/or girls and come back not having gotten laid :(

You: Whoa awesome day this place was swimming with dudes ...

Me: Well I'm still wearing my own pants, so this was a fail day for me.

by PleaseBeAwareThatIAmYou May 3, 2009

all that fails

A failing rock group based in London who frequently disagree with on/off singer Jp Palin, have no real fixed bassist and drummer and generally suck. Despite this, they have a somewhat large following made up by friends and whores, all of whom favour the band to local rivals, Weekend Religion, who suck. Jon Horton and Jordan Philips, they key members of the group meet fairly regularly to write emotional music, cry and touch, and have now produced 5 songs, none of which are nearly good enough to play to an audience. Band members also encourage the adding of ATF to friend's mysspace pages and msn screennames. The logo seems to appear on many local objects including school desks and drunk people's faces

"man, you know they're better than those fags in weekend religion"

"dude, get these shites off and get some atf goin!"

"vote all that fails!"

"all that fails: now there's a band who suck"

by ATF January 8, 2006

made of fail

Something or somebody that messed up or is so wrong that it is literally made of fail

person:1 hey that guy shouldn't sneak up behind a horse he might get kicked in the face

person:2 ouch too late

person:1 that guy's common sense is made of fail

by randomhomemovies September 13, 2009