Factology

Confirmation of truth/facts from the study or experience of a situation/statement. True Knowledge. Real Right.

Friends- "Omg these gas prices are to0 ridiculous!"
Me- " Factology Fam, what is it like $5 per gallon n0w...SHEESH!"

by Nighn'Jii March 7, 2022

muscle factory

The gym. The place where muscles are manufactured.

I'm gonna go hit the muscle factory and get my swell on.

by Andy J L September 11, 2011

Socioeconomic factors

Black people

Common roundabout way of talking about black-on-X crime and its perpetrators, while shifting blame on "socioeconomic factors" and "systematic racism forcing people to do X".

Recently a slew of jewelry stores in New York City got robbed, socioeconomic factors are blamed for this spike in theft.

by freethememes September 27, 2022

Jizz Factory

Always a male.
1: a man whore.
2: one who has a lot of sex.

That Timmy is such a jizz factory! He laid four girls this week.

by KrisitnKilljoy January 4, 2009

Kiddie Factory

A kiddie factory is a woman who is constantly pregnant

The type who lives in a tower block, has no job, milks the state, and has 7 kids aged between 8 and 15 all with different dads

by This is gonna hurt! February 5, 2005

Clown Factory

a) Any government run organization; the biggest clowns usually being those in management. The higher up the ladder someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor".

b) A place where common sense is exchanged for a promotion or management training, (Also known as "Clown School")...thus creating a factory of sorts, specifically of Clowns.

C) A place where the biggest clowns (management), create a circus like environment where incompetance and stupidity reins supreme and filters down into lower management ranks. The entry level workers are left confused, as they still possess common sense, and do not speak "Clownese". The Clowns constantly try to fix that which is not broken in order to justify their jobs, thus turning a happy well-functioning work environment into shit. Anyone with a brain is laid off or fired, and the Management Clowns start creating yes-man clones of themselves in the back room, thus a "Clown Factory".

Also see "Fuckshow"

"The Government is a real Clown Factory!"

"Man, I can't wait to find another job and get out of this clown factory!"

"The management is really turning this place into a Clown Factory..."

by kitten78 April 23, 2010

Faptory

Faptory is: A victory achieved by RESISTING the urge to masturbate for 7 days.

Achieving such a great faptory (victory) makes you faptorious. (victorious)

"i haven't fapped for a week!"
"You're kidding! Good job, a graet faptory was won here."

by Legionnaire of the Internets August 14, 2008