friendcest

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018

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Friend of Prince Charles

A paedophile.

The term stems from the statistically remarkable number of convicted child sex-offenders among the servants, friends and acquaintances of a certain member of the British Royal Family.

"Of course people had been saying for years that Savile was 'a friend of Prince Charles', so it's not like it was a huge secret or anything."

by Beezus Fuffoon September 19, 2018

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Friendboy

A romantically involved partner who is almost/technically your boyfriend, but not yet. You two are always seen together and do things that couples do, such as holding hands and hugging. You are basically a couple, but without the official label.

Blue: Omg is he your boyfriend?!
Angelina: Not quite, He’s my friendboy.

by SwaggySizzler November 24, 2018

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friendbook

friend book is a social media website made for social, theres a wall and news feed to post on, you can comment on posts, poke other users, message others, friends them friendbooksocial.yooco.org the name is intercheable, you can put friendbook or friend book

theres this new website called friendbook, lets check it out

by anons15 March 14, 2019

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