floormat

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd

"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'

by dododoodod March 28, 2008

cum on the floor

Quickly standing up prior too ejaculation due to a lack of tissues and/or socks to cum on.
Abbreviation COTF

"oyyyy brah, couldn't find mi cum rags so I COTF so hard it broke the floor boards."
"couldn't find mi tissues so I had to cum on the floor."

by Swag lord 24/7 x 11 November 3, 2014

Blood On The Dance Floor

A kick ass electro-glam beat machine. Davie Vanity is lead, Jay Monroe is backing this ultra siq duo. Let's not forget the rad hair sported by both members. All haters really deserve stitches. Hailing from Orlando Florida this group is the best. house down! You all know the T and it's BOTDF is the best.

Person 1: hey have you heard about BLood On The Dance Floor?

Person 2: Shut the front door! Of course I have. And zomg I love them! Let's Party!

candy lust

by Aiden Rage June 24, 2012

floor lickingly fucked

a descriptive sentance to describe the effects of alcohol on a number of holsworthys finest youths on a nite out in town, this usually includes - vomiting, devine winds, dog humping and of corse floor licking.

rodger was so floor lickingly fucked he feltched his own cum from his dogs ass this was most benificial to him as he missed dinner that evening. man what a ham hanger !!

by chuck winfrey ( bbfl crew) July 24, 2006

floor whore

a cheerleader on the gym floor
ex:
1) basketball cheerleader
2) pep assembly cheerleader

karen is such a floor whore

by floorwhore June 2, 2005

floor seats

sleeping on the floor

hey you trying to let me hit that ..
nah...
well you got floor seats tonight.


hey.. i wanna spend the night with you..
you not sleepin in the bed with me.. you can have floor seats tho

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

walk it on the floor

To get on one's knees on the floor and move about in a circular fashion similar to that of a circus seal.

"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."

by 100 beers war April 21, 2008