prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.

SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!

by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008

Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021

the world is flat

The world isn't flat

Guy 1 - The world is flat not round

Guy 2 - You are an idiot the world is proven to be round

by Bman98767 January 17, 2018

B-flat

adj: musicians' slang meaning ordinary or common, so-so; unimpressive.

"That restaurant was pretty B-flat; I've had better."

by Slideman November 10, 2006

Council Flat

A council flat is the british equavalent of the projects in america. They are government housing built for the poor.

Chavs only live in council flats.

by BeAN November 5, 2005

96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

Going Flat

Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.

"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "

by EelNotRub August 30, 2016