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Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011
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liquor face

The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.
I'm ashamed of my liquor face but I need to get drunk, so...
by MrSnooze May 28, 2010
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Creed Face

the look on everyone's face, be it at a party, bar, etc. when that one jackass commits the most atrocious of party fouls by changing the cd player/jukebox/ipod to his favorite song by the aforementioned band. It is not a look of disgust, disapproval, shock, or annoyance, although it does have some resemblance to all of them. it is a unique look that only creed can evoke.
dude 1: I met this chick last night and she was all about getting me in bed. It was awesome

dude 2: That's what drunk you remembers. sober me remembers you hitting on said chick and her responding with creed face.

dude 1: creed face? there's no way i was that bad.

dude 2: she had creed face dude. maybe next time
by treestupid July 7, 2010
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Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.
Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...
by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009
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turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
by cmj14221 February 11, 2008
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yao face

Mom: don't drink in that party son

Son: *yao face* no mom I won't (I'll drink till I don't know who I am)
by aesede December 17, 2011
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Ric Faced

When you are so drunk that shit faced doesn't cut it.
John: "Eric you have had like 2 beers slow down."
Eric: "IM SO RIC FACED RIGHT NOW."
by to ric or not to ric July 31, 2011
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