software engineering

The profession of creating software

Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.

by Josh January 30, 2004

Biotech Engineer

Phrase used to indicate that someone in acting like a bitch while the said person is within earshot.

Comes from the fact that removing o and e spells bitch.

a similar phrase would be saying "remove the o and e" without mentioning the word biotech.

girl 1: "Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Girl 2 to Girl 3: "biotech engineer"

Girl 1: "what?''

----also common-----
girl 2 to girl 3: "she must study biotechnology"

by IronicWaffles October 13, 2012

Stationary/Operating Engineer

A lazy ass SOB who works in an oil refinery (shift worker). He's paid between $60-160 000/year, sleeps, eats and sits on his ass all day long and still complains that he works too hard.

"Stationary/Operating Engineer"

refinery Suncor Esso Shell Lanxess BP Nova

by 3rdclassOE December 13, 2012

redneck engineering

1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape

Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.

by adam clayton January 28, 2012

Unreal Engine

The Fortnite engine

Unreal Engine, the Fortnite engine.

by Soulex November 6, 2021

3rd Engineer

A slightly evolved Neanderthal capable of using tools fashioned from stone for the purpose of making excessive noise, mess, and headache for the rest of the ship’s crew. Rarely seen outside of their dark cave like engine room due to their lack of social skills and appearance of a drowned bilge rat covered in gunk. Communication skills range from a grunt like sound to a snarky response. When encountered they can be found talking to themselves-because no one else will- or painting each other’s faces with oil.
Without the help of the seasoned sailors in the deck department, engineers would have the ships sailing in large, slow circles days upon end. Thank goodness we have Captains to be responsible for our ships.

3rd Engineer: Look, I broke this so that I can pretend to fix it all day! YES!

by CaptAlly December 28, 2011

social engineering

Ferris Bueller - PERIOD!

restaurant,...
parade,...
school.

by Paul Severloh March 27, 2005