Eli

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet

Eli is my friend

by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

Eli

Eli; A stupid idiot that nobody cares about or a person who is ugly and bad at everything

You're such an Eli

by Clickbaiturmumscar June 9, 2020

Eli

Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.

Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!

by komodo737 November 5, 2021

Eli

Eli has a huge dick

Eli’s richard is rather large

by thefactspeaker November 3, 2019

Elis

This is the type of guy who buys two Doritos bags at the same time. He also likes to show all of his mobile games are talk about strategy’s for them. He doesn’t go to school very often. He’s the guy who farms girls on Snapchat. He wears roadmen style but he can’t shank man up.

Oscar- I’m very hungry
Vincent- let’s just go to Elis and eat there he can’t stop us.

Viggo- what a good idea
Elis- Amandela grabbar what the hell

by AmandelaViggo November 25, 2021

Eli

The type of douchebag who says cringingly down bad things, such as “fuck, don’t make me hard right now”

Eli said “you’re so nasty for letting these 40 year old men hit on you.”

by Austinite1 May 20, 2025