A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024

A man who cares about his homies and has proven his wholesomeness on multiple occasions. And is on the pursuit to have sexual relation with more than 200 women but what constraints him is loose JAW
by ga ga la la March 6, 2019

One who has secured the bag and has all the money, head honcho, the padre. Shows out with fancy cars, fancy clothes and buys all the bottles at the club
by Loudnuff May 23, 2018

Eddie dahl is a man with a jawline as sharp as the sharpest knife if the world. The spacetime gets cut being in the presence of such an object. Eddie dahl doesn't have fears. The fears fear him. Eddie dahl is officialy the chosen one.
by anonymous March 11, 2024

by Noah munson July 18, 2022

