Table Eater

An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.

Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.

by EpicXMoo June 7, 2011

Burrito Eater

American who thinks they're eating authetic Mexican food when in fact Mexicans usually eat tacos.

Mirar el "burrito eater" alla. Jaja

by Tempest April 25, 2017

cake eater

One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.

Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."

by Non Cake Eater May 17, 2009

T.E ( twat eater)

one who eats twat (pussy)

This is the story of the adventures of an adolescent T.E ( twat eater).

by cadetcherry08 January 13, 2008

purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

Amanda Walters

by Ben Lash December 19, 2003

soft rice eater

–noun Informal .

1. a person who is not independent and takes advantage of others for free food, entertainment, etc.

Origin:
direct translation from Chinese: 吃軟飯

—Related forms
eat soft rice, verb

He's a soft rice eater. He will do anything his parents tell him to as long as he can get their riches.

by Asian_persuasion December 1, 2010

Raw breast Eater

Someone who eats raw breasts, of either the human or chicken origin to get the day off work or school.

Cirrian Is a raw breast eater

by Adamg234 October 7, 2021