Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

by Easypeelersqueeler November 1, 2017

so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

by chishiki April 30, 2021

EASY!!!!

WHAT YOU SAY AFTER YOU FINISH A BATTLE ROUND

I'm the best rapper in the world EASY!!!!

by Mr Entertainment November 1, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

It's that easy

A phrase most often used to respond to a statement in the most ridiculous way possible. It's usually done when someone is struggling or having problems with something.

Jason: Damn, I've only got $5 in my bank account
Aaron: Well just add more money to your bank account, it's that easy.

Nicholas: Oh my god, he's drowning in the pool!
Aaron: He should just swim to the surface, it's that easy.

by Abwesiko July 9, 2021

Nice and easy

To perform an action in slow, careful, gentle, or tenderly way.

"She stroked my cock nice and easy"

by Nadinelrobles February 7, 2018