dutch noodle

A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.

I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.

by cuvay April 23, 2015

dutch nugget

when you urinate inside a girls anus during intercourse and she shits it out into a jar and you put it in the freezer

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a dutch nugget last night"
Guy 2: "That's disgusting"

by mr_bumboozler July 7, 2019

dutch run

when it's someone's birthday and that person takes advantage of the coffee company Dutch Bros' policy where you get a free drink on your birthday by going to multiple Dutch Bros stands on the same day

Do you wanna go on a dutch run with me, I'll give you a free drink!

by itechnologies May 23, 2020

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008

Dutch Oven

A fart under a blanket (see dutch burner).

That dutch oven smells awful!

by defpoint June 9, 2009

dutch teacup

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

by Fox JK November 12, 2006

Dutch Cupcake

You take a shit in a cupcake tin. Bake it. Ice it with your own jiz.

For Paul's 21st Birthday, Marco suprised him with a Dutch cupcake.

by The Flying Dutchman of NY November 16, 2012