dry boxing

Verb: Sleeping with a very old woman.

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's mom."
"Yeah. I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her old snatch."

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's 60 year old mom."
"Yeah, I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her all night."

by Jose B. February 12, 2015

Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

Dry-snitch

To unintentionally tell on someone; without knowing.
To inadvertently devulde information about something or someone;
To make known or expose what should have been concealed;
To tell on one's self

I told Mitch last night he always be dry-snitchin when he gets fucked up.

by anonymous May 22, 2022

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Be wet not dry

Being wet in a conversation is to keep it going and no short responses. And being dry is a one to three word responses or either lagging to respond or not responding at all.

Dylan:So how’s your day going so far?
Bella:Good ig hbu
Dylan:My days good
Bella:alr
Dylan: Be wet not dry.

by xlqp September 20, 2023

dry Biden

A long and nasty smelling non-poop producing fart.

Shirley was walking along when she ripped a dry Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

dry crag

Where a woman lacks sufficient lubrication, she is regarded as suffering the dry crag!!

Fetch the ky jelly dear - ive got the dry crag again

by Crag-master October 26, 2013