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donkey blessed

Having a large penis.
Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"
by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014
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donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked
Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.
by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014
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Doikey

Someone who is stupid and or points out the obvious.
Dude, that bird has wings!
Doikey.
by I am mainkey May 27, 2014
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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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donkeyface

A donkeyface is one who believes he/she can engage in extreme behavior without repercussions. It is a reference to the beloved children's classic Pinocchio.

The Land of Toys is a fictional location in the Italian novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883). It is disguised as a haven for boys, although girls are lured there as well in some versions. In the Disney film adaptation of the novel, the land is renamed as Pleasure Island.

Pleasure Island serves as a haven for wayward boys and girls, allowing them to act as they please without recrimination. However, the truer and more sinister purpose of Pleasure Island is eventually revealed as it begins to physically transform the children into donkeys, apparently by means of a curse.
"That skank bizzo is a straight-up donkeyface; look at how she's throwing her cootch all over town..."
by DakotaRandy March 6, 2015
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donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.
yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit
by Worldwide Nigga April 5, 2016
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Donkey Tooth

The male version of a camel toe, in this occasion the pants of a male person is stuck in the penis hole
Girl: Hi Thomas how was your bathroom break

Guy: oh my it was just so swell I'm glad I broke for the bathroom when I did
Girl: Ew!!! what the fuck is that Thomas, you have a Donkey Tooth
Guy: oh shit I do!!
by Poseidon May 24, 2016
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