Diffuse

Using the pathological male brain as a defense in order to defend from an attacker. Usually a good thing to do if you know the attacker is just a friend who is heated in the moment and you feel a fight is more or less unproductive. Also can be done through yelling at each other first then talking things out afterwards.

Cody: *stab*

Chase: *emotionally touches cody through tone of voice to trigger extreme love from cody which is a symptom of borderline personality disorder* *grabs knife while caught off guard* I just diffused.

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

Different

Wrong

Me: League of Legends is better than Minecraft

You: Well, i think it is not...

Me: thinks "that guy is different than me" Wrong

by Maybe_Ill_Go_Inside July 24, 2018

Diffifuckt

Diffifuckty : « When you can’t solve something and you know for a fact that you’re fucked before doing anything to solve the issue. »

« When John heard Joni’s husband coming back home, he went hiding in a closet and instantly knew he was in a diffifuckty situation »

by RienziLex November 22, 2018

Different strikes

When you can't kiss both sides of your lovers face.

Hey I heard your batting average just hit 2.3! Different strikes for different reichts!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

Diff

While giving a blowjob a woman blows into the penis causing a male queef.

Chris was was getting way too excited in Different in Kayla's face causing her to road House kick his face.

by Crazycatbitch11 January 16, 2019

different

don't be!

son: mom i want to be different!
mom: Ha you gay

by Ginger from sweden January 30, 2019

diff

Absolute gibberish.

"Diff yo dong day dam ay too sorrryo."

by superficial.user March 11, 2019