The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
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Get the Diego mug.When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.
Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
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Get the San Diegoed mug.Diego is the world’s biggest K-Pop fan. He stans groups like BTS, Everglow, Blackpink, etc. He spends his time collecting albums and rewatching K-Pop dance rehearsals.
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Get the Diego mug.Diegos are a very fat person because he eats so much mcdonalds he eats everything. He also eats alot of dick.
The Diegos are very big
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