depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

Depressioness

Retarded way to say depression.

Another way to describe yourself as depressed.

I'm so Depressioness.

by niggamaster646 June 25, 2021

Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

depressurization sensation

This is when you really need to fart and go to the bathroom and rip big farts in there

Depressurization sensation:Jia the Asian beauty ate three plates of beans in work once she got home she really needed to dart so she went to the restroom she then ripped one big stinky fart” ohhhh that feels so much better oohhhh” Jia said

She then ripped more farts each time her butthole hurt after she came out the bathroom stunk then she farted even more each time moaning

by Who of May 8, 2022

Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023

Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

tongue depressor

disgusting food.

i'm never going to that restaurant again... they only stuff they have on their menu are tongue depressors.

by Chef Awesomesauce December 1, 2010