December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 7, 2021

December 32nd

The day that comes after new year's eve in 2020 because the year isn't done with us yet

Dave: Happy New Year's
Alan: Don't jinx it, December 32nd can come for you
Dave: I wouldn't be surprised seeing the way 2020 has gone

by Azexus_1 December 31, 2020

December 4th

Using Natkec stickers only day!!（‐＾▽＾‐）

"Omg today is December 4th!"
"So?"
"You must send stickers of Natko only."

by Moljac December 4, 2021

December second

the day my school has professional learning so we can't go to school anyway

Friend 1 " hey did you know that everyone's skipping school on December second I'm totally doing it!"
Friend 2 " dude there's no school anyway"

by sadgurl123 November 28, 2019

December 25

kill santa

yeeetttt december 25

by lolololololololololol123456789 December 17, 2021

December 8

national stick a raccoon up your friends ass

*friend* Hehehe you know what today is
*friend 2* Shit it's December 8th! *runs away*

by Me >:) December 7, 2021

December 2

1.) people born on December 2 are badass,goofy,not scared,Amazing,pretty,smart,A lot of energy PrdT.

Him:who is that

His friend: that’s the new girl

Him:she was probably born on December 2

by December 2 is the best November 27, 2019