darling buds

nipples, really nice marijuana buds, an ancient rock band

she has some darling buds

he had some seriously darling buds

i think the darling buds rock band is dead

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

Dajingo

Can be used to mean either "sorry", or occasionally "explain".

(1) "Ahh, dajingo for calling you fat! You're in quite good shape actually."

(2) "Did you know I'm a hermaphrodite?" "Wait, dajingo!"

by The Mindfuck May 30, 2010

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

Darringer

1920s and 30s slang for a dildo or an item used as such. (Coke bottles were most common.)

Thought to be a misspelling (based on the African American pronunciation) of "derringer," a type of pistol.

Often used when referring to the "Fatty Arbuckle Scandal" of 1921.

I caught my girl pushing a darringer last night, so I guess she don't need me no more.

by B. Cleaver October 31, 2011

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

doringers

Fingers that are covered with dorito powder

Kevin just ate doritos, so he had wicked doringers.

by DeandraReynolds October 12, 2012

Darigold Milk Challenge

When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.

Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.

by Anarchist666 May 22, 2013