dairy queened

When you go to Dairy Queen and dip your fist in the butterscotch hard shell, wait for it to dry, then punch someone in the face thereby shattering the shell of butterscotch goodness all over them.

-Yo i totally dairy queened that bitch.

-I performed a hybrid move on dag's mom, the dairy queen donkey punch, she is a whore.

-I dq'ed sally, then she performed felatio on me.

by Biddo July 29, 2008

Taking the dairy

When one person takes the blame for the crimes of another, or is the designated fall guy for a gang crime.

"Everyone knows Al Megrahi didn't do it, he's just taking the dairy."

by StanVarga August 24, 2009

dail-up

-To be or act slow
-To criticize someone for not getting something right away

My internet is dail-up

You are so dail-up!

by El Gato October 6, 2005

daisy slap

when a man is arroused and another person would slap his genitals in a humorouse gesture

Tom was feeling a bit frisky until Mary noticed his errection and quickly slapped it, "O u got me there with that wicked daisy slap Mary!"

by shelby h smith October 20, 2006

dairy queen

a lactating MILF who gets fucked on a regular basis by an assortment of cocks.

John fucked a dairy queen last night.

by Ailing Vomit April 24, 2010

Dairy Whore

Someone who whorded all the dairy products in your house/store.

My sister drank the entire gallon of milk. That stupid little Dairy Whore!

by Milk Monkey June 9, 2005

dairy queen swirl

A shit with a curved end to it.

Dairy queen swirl shits r fuckin grody.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004