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dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.
by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022
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dogshit

dogshit is a word to define adam
hey is that adam? he’s so dogshit.’
by mypussyaches April 30, 2022
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Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.
Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”
by slaygirlqueen May 2, 2022
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Dogs

Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”

Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
by kylewarner June 3, 2022
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dogs

“ayo man you gotta let the dogs breathe”
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*
by anonymous June 4, 2022
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Dogs

Dayum, put those dogs away
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dogs

dogs refer to toes also known as the limbs on our feet. cage free dogs mean the person never wears socks, cage referring ton socks.
"Get your fiilthy dogs away from me" "your dogs smell like fritos put them in their cage" "your dogs stink up the whole room!" "my dogs are cage free since 2010!"
by babynapper215 June 8, 2022
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