Dirt angel

Someone who holds the truest beauty of all time. Maximum beauty, but not at a high level of audacity. One must embrace this lifestyle during a precocious life stage to carry on living a life of a beautiful, dirt angel.

boy: You are a beautiful angel
girl: really? aww...
boy: a beautiful, dirt angel
girl: awwww, that is the sweetest thing i've ever heard!

by Sir Hank Moody January 17, 2009

Dirt Button

Dirt button is a refernece to anal sex, most commonly used by gay boys.

Ooh, Craig, you fuck with me and I be tappin' that dirt button".

by Musty Dusty May 03, 2009

dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

Joe Dirt

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.

What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.

by APU JOE April 20, 2009

Dirt Nap

1. To be dead, alt. Taking a dirt nap

2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping

"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"

1. "He got shot last week, he's taking a dirt nap"

2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"

by BigMan215 January 14, 2012

Dirt People

A derogatory name for anyone that believes in the myth of Creationism in which Adam was created from dust of the Earth, therefore leading to the rest of humanity.

Can you believe Jim thinks we all came from the dirt of the earth? Frigging Dirt People!

by Crichton1982 May 24, 2011

Dirt Basement

A sexual position wherein the dominant partner defecates first on the floor. The dominant partner then receives oral gratification from the submissive partner, while the submissive partner is forced to sit or kneel in the excrement of the dominant partner.

**Translated for the thick: Dude shits on the floor, makes his girl suck him off while she sits in a pile of his shit.**

I needed to shit, I needed to cum-- so I got a little brave and we hit the ol' Dirt Basement.

by ditr0ne April 04, 2010