Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

by KMT83 December 24, 2011

Cotton Mouth

The act of eating out a female while she has a tampon in, literally resulting in a mouth full of cotton

Mary, who was menstrating, was starting to get eaten out by Joe but Joe had to quit quickly because he got bad cotton mouth.

by 7Raulphie December 18, 2009

Picking Cotton

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

by Decafpancakes December 2, 2016

cottage crotch

while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.

he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.

by scrublife October 15, 2003

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

An Emily

Emily Gagnon is such a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins"

by Jimbo Anvil March 3, 2011

Cottonmouth

A thick layer of white substance that covers most of your tongue if you're a long-term marijuana user. Causes reduced effectiveness of tastebuds and poor oral hygiene.

"Your tongues's rottin' out from cottonmouth, when you're so dependent on weed you end up spendin' a G in the vending machine."

Been smoking for too long, really bad cottonmouth.

by jwrs50 October 24, 2011

cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008