We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.
Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022

This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.
by Meduimbigmkl September 20, 2021

Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
by Death Menace February 3, 2023

Todd: Yo Becky wanna do panty control?
Becky: Hell ya baby
I honestly don't know the meaning of this word but somebody told me its this
Becky: Hell ya baby
I honestly don't know the meaning of this word but somebody told me its this
by tashigi September 29, 2019

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.
by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017
