Boob Coma

Being slapped around with big boobs and end up falling into a coma

I was motor boating these big titties and fell into a boob coma

by Reasonforcsextion69 June 29, 2018

Soma coma

When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.

He was thankfully in a soma coma.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018

the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

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Say this 3 times and it summons joostin joostin to come and jerk you clean

yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
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AHH OMG HES HERE!

by SSS102 September 24, 2018

Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.

Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.

by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019