Greek church

1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.

2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.

1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.

2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.

by Krassmoney July 19, 2021

Three willows church

Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide

I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Church

A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.

That writer is a certified church.

by astecc November 1, 2021

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix May 31, 2018

praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018

Church Hill

Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.

Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?

by Natauskii May 29, 2023

church

the best cat ever

OMG Church is the BEST cat ever.

by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022