Texas Chili Bowl

A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.

Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.

by rockybfdi March 9, 2024

Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

Red Hot Chili Peppers

A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.

Where did Lily go?

Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...

by CYNMD August 13, 2022

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019

Chili bowl

While 69ing a woman on her period, she shits (diarrhea) and it runs down into your bloody mouth.

I was trying to earn my red wings and that bitch Amanda gave me a chili bowl instead.

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

Thai Chili Pepper

A sex act that requires the person performing the action to travel to the country of Thailand.

The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.

Person 1: “I heard Gary did the Thai Chili Pepper while on his vacation”

Person 2: “Wow, i’m jealous.”

by Goon Caveman March 29, 2024

Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick. Enough said.

Hey babe, mind making me a chili dog?

by WhyTheHateBro May 29, 2018