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Moist Chicken

When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out
Thomas ate my moist chicken today
by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016
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do the chicken

Drug slang: When someone does enough drugs that they begin to twitch and convulse like a chicken with its head chopped off. Most commonly refers to heavy crack users.
"Jimmy busted out his pipe and then next thing I know I'm watching him do the chicken right there in my living room."
by _uaioe February 14, 2006
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chillin' like fried chicken

for something or someone to be hella chill, hella fine, or hella cool.
Shit man. Look at his costume, it's so tight!
Yeah, he's chillin' like fried chicken.
by mandrizzle, bizzle October 18, 2006
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toll booth chicken

Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.

NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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choke the chicken

by sophia April 21, 2003
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chicken hauler

1. Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it.
2. Can be an 18-wheeler that actually hauls chickens.
see also chicken truck
Hey Rubber Duck, look at that Peterbilt chicken hauler coming up on your six.
by fizzle April 7, 2004
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chicken express

the greatest chicken and tea you will ever eat.
by heather renee July 2, 2008
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