Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

Orbital Strike Cannon

verb:
To blow up a 1000x1000 block area anywhere on earth with an Orbital Strike Cannon.

Minutetech: Spoke, Orbital Strike Cannon them now!!!
Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!

by sunkissedyaoi April 20, 2025

Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018

Star Buster Franxx Cannon

One of the strongest moves in "A legends Journey" Performed by D.Une, D.Star, Darling, & Hakari when fighting against Mizuki Enoch before performing the "Starburst Seal". The move itself caused Mizuki to be placed in between the realms of existence and non-existence correspondingly, before Hakari completely sealed him into the realm of non-existence. Dubbing him "The star that doesn't exist", the move itself is also a clan special although it used only 4 of the members within the clan and still did immense damage, it would be far stronger if the whole clan combined together and performed the move.

Due to the moves unrivaled power, it can only be used by "Star Clan" members with "Darlings Blood" flowing through them whilst being in there "Unbreakable Will" states. Which, the "Unbreakable Will" requirement completely hinders the move from becoming over powered. Due to many of the clan members not having that stage to be forcefully activated unlike others.

D.Une - "With our powers combined we will defeat you, nothing in existence not here or after can stop this. Star Buster Franxx Cannon!"
Hakari - "Impossible how can such a power exist!"

by Darling Une October 14, 2020

Cannon

noun.

Kăn ən

Cannon is an uncommon name for a short, average weight, and sometimes angry person. However, they can also be kind, thoughtful, and defensive towards relatives. They generally like FPS games, and watch Naruto. They love good sauce, and are not too picky. They make crushes into girlfriends, though, so be wise not to let a Cannon near a girl you are interested in...

Will: Oh, Cannon, why do you have a girlfriend and not me? Im literally older than you.

Cannon: Im not homeschooled, Will.

Will: Oh, yeah...

by Whoamiacrazerson March 14, 2020