cookie wife

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

by Minimag November 19, 2007

Cookie Cuttin

The Act of non originality- copying the current trend

A lot of artist in the business have resorted to cookie cuttin

by KrizZtyLe August 8, 2009

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

cookmentary

Commentary during cooking show

Start your cookmentary as I start cooking lasagna, I want to put it on YouTube!

by Kalp007 March 31, 2015

Cooked out

When you're so high you can barely speak.

Man carl is so cooked out he needs to lay off the green

by Luder420 December 6, 2016

cookie cum challenge

A group of males squat around a cookie and jack-off, releasing their ejaculate onto said cookie. The man who finishes last must consume the cookie.

Did you see John totally lose the cookie cum challenge? He ate the cookie in one bite.

by stonedgaytheist September 28, 2017

Cooked Lewis

The Cooked Lewis was established between 2015-2016 period, the photo is very bright and can cause blindness. There is a Instgram account Cooked_Lewis_Apparel.

If you see a Cooked Lewis, Run and close your eyes.

by CookedLewis October 17, 2018