Dutch clam feast

The act of preforming cunnilingus on a woman under the covers while she proceeds to Dutch oven you.

Fred: Hey Pete how was your date with Jenna last night?
Pete: It was pretty good, i had a Dutch clam feast.

by Jackie rose November 4, 2021

punch them in the clam

The man is a pussy and needs punched in his mangina.

Interception- damn it punch them in the clam

by Clam puncher December 2, 2013

pink lip clam

A Pink Lip Clam is like a green or black lip but instead of living in the ocean they live between a woman's legs.
Missidentification commonly occurs when a hairy clam is trimmed. hairy clamvaginapussy

That chick just bent over and I saw her pink lip clam!

by Clamdiver4eva April 22, 2016

Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 3, 2016

Gummin the clam

When an old man takes out his dentures so not to bite a woman's vagina.

I know why the boss likes Paul. He has no teeth so she gets off on him gummin the clam!

by Clamer August 7, 2016

open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.

"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".

by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022

Virginia Clam Hamper

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

by The Cock Shiner December 18, 2010