clapham face lift

noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.

e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!

by steve finning June 20, 2006

Clapping Cheeks

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉

Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

by Nathan Heath July 3, 2019

Clapham Common

Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.

Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night

by clapham lover October 18, 2008

synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.

I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

by Telephony May 23, 2014

Stay strapped or get clapped

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!

Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

by Shores386 January 15, 2021

Clapping cheeks

Refers to fucking a girl in any position that causes her ass cheeks to clap making a loud, distinctive, unmistakeable clapping sound.

"Bro Joey was clapping cheeks last night at Alyssa's house!"

by SloppyToppy November 5, 2015

Clapstick

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic

Person 1 ‘shut up’

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’

by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018