bottom biscuits

The unpleasant, fleshy goo spilling out from under the backside of short shorts that is reminiscent of uncooked biscuit dough. None but the most gruesome of perverts find this look sexy.

Did you see that woman in short shorts? More of her booty was exposed than covered by them. Her bottom biscuits hadn't even made it to medium rare! I shall never be erect again.

by MooseMousse November 13, 2012

Sesame Bottom Bagel

This process is long and hard so listen up. First you must find a sesame bagel (no other bagel will work) and cover it in cream chesse. Then, while having sexualy intercourse (man or woman will work), push the bagel in the anus until the anus is completely destroyed, or until the anus is flaming red with pink on the outside. After the anal seducing, take the bagel out of the anus, then enjoy. For the best possible results, use a woman.

I gave my girl friend a sesame bottom bagel, but i used a popy bagel and the popies wouldnt come out for 2 weeks.

by Arnie Mcpalmer January 1, 2010

Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.

On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.

by Casey Cool Man April 10, 2015

baby bottom

Small bottomed sexy woman.

Damn baby bottom, you lookin' fine.

by BartholemewH May 30, 2003

bottom bitch

The one that big pimp playa style daddy can count on to be right there even when he's at the bottom.

I don't trip off the rest of them tricks, but Asa, that's my bottom bitch. I know she gon' be there!

by homeyluvafriend August 1, 2008

bottom

one of the best sitcoms out there.

guy 1:did you watch bottom last night?
guy 2:no I was too busy killing myself laughing after last week's episode

by bottom fan March 26, 2008

buttmunch

one who munches the butt, anus, ass, or rectum enjoyably

hey buttmuch, stop munchin the butt

by justin July 20, 2003