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Belgian Standards

The term Belgian Standards (often abbreviated as BS) originally referred to the relatively lower standards of attractiveness to which American expatriates held their compatriots while living abroad. The Belgian Standard has been colloquially dubbed "the expat's beer goggles" in reference to poor sexual decisions expatriates frequently make under its influence.

Another common reference to Belgian Standards is the Belgian Ultimatum, similar to the Desert Island Ultimatum in which one person asks another if they would sleep with a member of the opposite sex when stranded on a desert island with no other options. However, in the Belgian Ultimatum, the proposed scenario is generally used as a more subtle technique to suss out whom an individual would sleep with if they had to lower their standards substantially, but still retained a nominal modicum of selectivity.

An often-confused similar term, British Standards, denotes the opposite phenomenon, in which Americans living abroad begin to hold their American peers to higher standards based on the relatively higher attractiveness of the native inhabitants of the foreign country in which they live. In such cases, the so-called All-American moral values of the opposite sex simply do not cut it and fail to substantially improve the attractiveness of fellow expatriates.
"He might be autistic and from Iowa, but against Belgian Standards he's looking pretty good."
by Someone hook up already July 5, 2006
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buhgiant

Huge, immense (big + giant).
We were awakened to the sound of a buhgiant tree crashing into our house.
by Lenlow January 5, 2004
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buggin face

To bug face - to behave freakishly tweaked, usually as a direct result of being incredibly high. May also mean to get very pissed off.

Phrase has not been witnessed anywhere besides New Jersey.
Possibly related to the Jersey term "faced" which means being rediculously high to the almost max. Being high to the max would be "judged" or "slain", or something else to that effect.
I was buggin face bro!

Dude, I threw a snowball at him and he bugged face!
by jewman5000 January 6, 2008
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bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
by Nut blaster February 2, 2017
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balgish

"so wait, balgish how many people are you married to??"
"idk, i lost count ages ago? the store manager called me babe yesterday and kissed me but i have no idea who she is"
by imaginespaghetti December 13, 2020
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Underhanded Bulgarian

While sitting down, an individual reaches under their leg and masturbates.
I didn't have enough time to give myself the Stranger so I 'rassled up a quick Underhanded Bulgarian.
by Bob Mcalbe September 8, 2010
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buging

When your so thrassed and you are just unable to function.
max was buging out after a beer and a fat king l billed by ed
by Ed wrightes December 29, 2015
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