Boot Scoogie

A narrowly successful action pulled off by the slimmest margin—usually clumsy, chaotic, or ungraceful in execution, but technically a win.

"I tried to hop the fence to impress her, caught my foot, faceplanted hard—but I landed on the other side. Straight-up boot scoogie."

by argo.navis June 4, 2025

Boot Sucker

When you support the police even when its blatantly obvious that they broke the law.

George Floyd deserved to die that cop did nuffin wrong

Shut the fuck up you fucking Boot Sucker did you even gag? Probably Not

by anonymous July 23, 2025

Boot Sucker

When you support the police even when its blatantly obvious that they broke the law

George Floyd should've complied that cop dint did nuffin

Shut the fuck up you fucking Boot Sucker. Did you even gag probably not

by DonJuan8686 July 23, 2025

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025

Philly Boot Brush

Requires a two headed woman, the man must stand overtop of the heads, and gyrate back and forth allowing the mouths to “brush” his asshole and penis.

I went on a date with lacy and Lucy last night and we did the Philly boot brush! It was the best when lacy chewed on my hemorrhoid like a gob stopper.

by Greenknuckles September 5, 2025

Boot Riding

When a woman dry jumps a pair of boots (cowboy boots, combat boots, etc.)

“She went boot riding after I got off work.”

by aurelia_calista September 8, 2025

Boot day

Celebrated in most states across the United States, boot day marks the time when the youth of tradition pick their boots for the season. It’s typically celebrated on the second Saturday of October. Exact dates vary by region.

My boots are worn out!

Thank god boot day is coming up.

by Southern_grandpa October 3, 2025