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Boof

Knock off “designer” weed (marijuana crafted at its finest and marketed to customers looking for a luxury smoking experience.) or just plain horrible weed…smells bad. Usually looks bad. Not grown with care. Tiny nugs or shake. Little to no terps. May even look good but always taste like crap. Doesn’t get you high. Doesn’t break up right. May have too many chemicals or added PGRS (Plant Growth Regulators). Usually the smoke produces black ash. Boof may also be sold in fancy knockoff packaging at a high price to fool the customer or even at low price in sandwich baggies to attract those looking to save money. May also be referred to as mids although sometimes boof can be far worse. Any marijuana product that was made from boof is boof. There are boof edibles, boof dabs, boof hash rosin, etc.
IE: (1) Dude support your local grower, the dispensaries usually have boof. I don’t think you’d wanna smoke that, it doesn’t get me high. (2) I don’t like to smoke with them. They only smoke boof and that stuff gives me a headache. It doesn’t even have a smell (3) I think I’m gonna hit up Jookz I wanna smoke some real exotics and the pwner never has boof. He’s allergic to boof.
by JookzdaPwneR March 29, 2022
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boof

you fucking boof
by solarzones December 3, 2020
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Boof

The front desk girl who works at renowned fitness studio TS Fitness in Manhattan.
Wow Christina is such a boof, her Uber ratings 1 Star from blabbering on FaceTime for 20 minutes.
by Douche McFiggins December 7, 2018
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boofed

Black is white. Night is day. 2+2=17.34632.
When that molester Kavanaugh opened his mouth into a Devil's triangle, the world boofed and the Republicans slurped it up.
by the hands of justice October 6, 2018
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Shiloh Boof

When a stripper farts blow into your asshole from their asshole
Last night at the bachelor party I got a Shiloh Boof
by Boofthereitis May 2, 2024
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Boof

Something that is a “big oof”.
Me: I failed my math test
Friend: That’s a boof
by Ginny Hermione Potter January 8, 2019
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Boof

When a dog barks quietly so it just sounds like boof.
Guy: Who's a good boy?
Dog: Boof.
by WaysideWorks March 31, 2020
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