Shit or Go Blind

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.

Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?

by road decay September 5, 2008

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"

Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.

by cramtoes September 9, 2010

Third eye blind

When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.

"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "

"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."

by Cantgoback June 26, 2017

brow blind [idiot]

One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.

Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"

by sudra21 January 29, 2009

blind & deaf faith

a religious person mostly Christian who has never read the bible but claims to know every thing about there religion.

Christian- god is good
you- wow that is some blind & deaf faith
Christian- what
you- read the bible and then tell me if you still think god is good

by CORVUS December 22, 2014

Blind Side Moment

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.

Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.

by MoTown81 January 4, 2012