Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet
15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024

If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a guy best friend, pick a guy best friend.
He acts annoying as heck, but he's funny, sweet, and caring around you. He can always put a smile on your face and makes you laugh so hard your stomach hurts. You'll like him eventually, and he'll like you one day, but that won't get in the way of your friendship. You two have such a strong bond. You tell him everything, trust him more than anyone, and love him to death (but not romantically). Your friends always joke about you two being a couple or getting married one day. You spend every second you can with him because he makes your life so much better. His hugs are the best, and he'll always hold you when you're sad. You two have so many inside jokes and so many memories together. When something amazing happens, you always go to him first no matter what it is. He's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and you two are always acting like crackheads together. The bond between you is inseparable, and you'll probably stay friends even as adults.
He acts annoying as heck, but he's funny, sweet, and caring around you. He can always put a smile on your face and makes you laugh so hard your stomach hurts. You'll like him eventually, and he'll like you one day, but that won't get in the way of your friendship. You two have such a strong bond. You tell him everything, trust him more than anyone, and love him to death (but not romantically). Your friends always joke about you two being a couple or getting married one day. You spend every second you can with him because he makes your life so much better. His hugs are the best, and he'll always hold you when you're sad. You two have so many inside jokes and so many memories together. When something amazing happens, you always go to him first no matter what it is. He's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and you two are always acting like crackheads together. The bond between you is inseparable, and you'll probably stay friends even as adults.
I have a guy best friend and he means the world to me. I'm so scared of losing him next year when we leave our middle school and possibly go to different high schools. Thank you for always being there for me <3
by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022

My best friend is butter
by Sammycenteno2 January 18, 2023
