BeaverTaste

1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)

On my BeaverTaste list, the taste of Paris Hilton would make me bleed from the inside-out.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Beaver Bank

Incredably amazing hick town. Just outiside sackville. Has the most amazing people. Where everyone wears lumberman plaid all the time and walks around with axes chopping down trees.

Look in lockview high school, you'll see that all the Beaver bank ers a quater are in lumberman plaid.

by Beaverbanker94 September 24, 2009

Beibercaust

An era (early 2000's) where anyone calling themselves a fan of Justin Beiber was kidnapped and thrown into a corrective camp. Each corrective camp was equipped with an enourmous Beiber-removing center. Each hostage would then partake in a Beiber-purging ritual until all remnants of Beiber was removed from their body.

Man, i really dodged a bullet with that whole Beibercaust thing. I'm glad i threw my albums out yesterday.

by The new ice cream man January 5, 2011

beaver board

Film industry slang term for a pancake with a pigeon attached, for mounting lights low to the ground, on top of shelves, etc.

We want the actor to be lit from below, so put a lamp on a beaver board and slide it between his legs.

by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005

Beaver Deceiver

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

by thewatchlist September 11, 2008

Justin Beiber

See wangster

Just see wangster, that pretty much Justin Beiber

by dfgyuihygfdxfjnkhg February 21, 2010

slimy beaver

Syphilus infested pussy that smells like truot and ld rotten cum

1) Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling that I have ever fucked.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.

by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005