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season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
by bigbadscot December 25, 2016
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mass beef

When two people have beef (an issue) so severe that they cannot be seen with each other and they cannot associate.

A combination of dirty looks, and behind-the-back shit talk.
"Man, me and Chad have mass beef right now, I don't think I can associate with him right now."
by dankbuccaroo April 3, 2017
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Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.
Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.
by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023
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Urban Beef

Term used by some homeless and folks who have neighbors who come from countries where eating dog is acceptable.
Mr. Santos is raising Urban beef for the summer BBQ.

Quiet that Urban Beef down before Mr. Kwon turns him into Urban beef stew.

I'm taking my Urban Beef for a walk.
by Inkjet2 November 4, 2011
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beef doukerton

A particularly large or immpressive dump or poop that is reminisecnt of a large beef dish.
Wow, that was one hell of a beef doukerton.
by psizzle93 January 28, 2009
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Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
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beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.
Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.
by Raddish123 November 27, 2013
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