can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. November 8, 2008

beat kill

A dance form which involves hitting precisely with each beat of the music. Usually used with dubstep music.

Crockroaxz's beat kill was dope!

by Doctrine January 18, 2013

Beat a normie day

Celebrated on Nov 26th, also known as the day right before Beat A Furry Day is the day where furries can physically harm non-furries, or in this case normies is the term used, with absolutely no consequences.

Normies can not fight back! They may defend themselves using any type of armor but they may not attack under any circumstances.

Furry: hey there buddy! It’s Beat a Normie day!

Person: oh god- oh god no! Please I beg of you I have a wife and kids!
Furry: *proceeds to use a bat to beat person like a piñata with chronic arthritis*

by Stitchmaw November 26, 2019

Washington Beatdown

The act of hitting a prostitute in the back of the head with a sock full of quarters. Named after the U.S. President who graces the quarter.

When I was in Las Vegas, I gave some chick a Washington Beatdown for being mouthy.

by McObvious October 2, 2011

on the beat

Indicates the arrival of a person to any location (this location is "the beat"). Must be prefaced by repeating the first letter of their name or nickname twice followed by their name or nickname. It is a more hip way of greeting someone as opposed to the standard "what's up"

I saw Richard coming towards me, so I said "Ri, ri, richboss on the beat!"

by lordzkmr April 19, 2019

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:

Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004