a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.
by quickcook February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
by Beaver16 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.
"Want a drink?"
"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."
"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."
"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
by Rudyred February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.
by sagedismal February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.
by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.
by 28403 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
by Z-0 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.