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battle tank

A thick, busty girl with a hard personality. Also see Swamp Donkey.
by James February 23, 2003
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battle

To have a group of men slap their penises together in an act of sexual arousal. The winner is often deemed as the person to ejaculate last. A battle is the general term. However, an entire hierarchy exists for different amounts of people that can establish an entire mathematical theory of combinatorial games.
Tai Chi is one man mastubating,swordfightis two men, Mexican standoff is three men, double date is four men,...,sausage house is ten men. This list can continue on forever
"Sorry I was late, I got in this wicked battle. I was a swordfight away from winning"

"Sorry about that, I'm not very good at battling. I'll clean up and go."

"That battle was epic!"

"This battle reminds me of when I was on the scene of Braveheart."
by fresh2 April 25, 2007
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battle toad

often associated with war pigs, battle toads have an extreme scent to them that in most cases is quite alarming and are often rugby players who are to stubby for any other sport
that girl in our school who plays rugby, what a battle toad
by cino April 29, 2005
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Battle of the Sexes

When a small group of males and a small group of females battle with brawn and whit. In most cases of Battle of the Sexes the male will dominate the battle, although in the end the females always seem to find a way to out-whit the competition.
The Battle of the Sexes met every Sunday evening.;
Battle of the Sexes is a riot!
Battle of the Sexes loves chopped and screwed!
by Owen Wald October 21, 2007
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Douche-bagula

1. The most supreme form of a douchebag, this person's douchebaggery know's no bounds

2. ANYONE who watched, liked, or talked about in a good way, failed hard movie Twilight

3. See definition #2

4. Any Mexican who's named Jose Paublo Miranda

5. Anyone who likes vampire movies is not a douche-bagula, unless you like Twilight

6. Anyone who doesn't use the term "Cockass"

7. All Jews :)
1. The 10 year old girl who was waiting on the red carpet, while the star of the male vampire of the suck-ass movie Twilight screaming "Bite me, bite me" is a douche-bagula

2. Anyone of Jew-ish descent is a douche-bagula

3. Because Jose Paublo Miranda pussies out on so many things, he is the ultimate douche-bagula
by McPimping June 20, 2009
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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battle

when two or more emcees are making the other ones look bad in the eyes of the audience using rymes which they make up at the moment of the battle. vulgar words are used, so is irony, and any kind of insult.
gangstarr: u wanna battle me?
by Risk4graffiti January 28, 2007
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