fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts

That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.

by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014

Lip Bandit

One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.

Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"

Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."

(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.

by AfghaniRage May 11, 2014

bananna bandit

A homosexual that tries to suck of straight men in front of their wives.

That bananna bandit walked right Bob's house and sucked his cock right in front of Jill.

by Skrilllz September 2, 2015

Arse Bandit

'Arse Bandit', is a derogatory term or phrase that refers to ones sexual orientation, stereotypically one of a male homosexual tendency. However, the added implication of 'Arse Bandit' also refers to the frequency of ones sexual partners. Deriving from the English words:

- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.

-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.

for example:

TOM: Hi mate, how are you?
NICK: Fuck off, you dirty arse bandit!

TOM: Sound mate.

by ArseBandit432 July 25, 2016

cheeto bandito

Someone who steals your cheetos.

Wtf, the cheeto bandito is at it again!

by Maccastarr July 11, 2017

Sandy Bandits

The greatest band on this planet. Performing at a venue near you. Come down for the greatest display of musical genius ever shown.

Sandy Bandits are my favourite band by far! They are definitely going to blow up and become very famous better hop on this bandwagon!

by HUngryHippos4Life November 26, 2020

Yan Yan Bandits

These are white people who would kill for a Yan Yan snack. They go about stealing them, taking them, buying them, and even selling their bodies for it. Its that damn good.

Sam, Christina, and Chelsy were such Yan Yan bandits, that they threw a grenade in Sean's house, which blew up, and stole his Yan Yans.

by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007